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is OBL-V-OUS

- BONUS COMICS -

- BONUS COMICS -

You found the secret comics about my ghost ex Sid Vicious (shhhh!)

Sid Vicious poses in the middle of a magazine cover in Marilyn Monroe's "Happy Birthday Mr. President" dress. The magazine is titled 'issue one.' and the magazine issue is titled "Vanity."

Issue One: Vanity

Panel 1.
Close up, Lyne complains about their eye infection, pushing their face. "Jesus fucking Christ!"

Panel 2.
Sid stands in the doorway of the bathroom, watching Lyne at the mirror. He asks "Is that what the 'H' stands for!?"

Panel 3.
Lyne responds to Sid, glaring at him as he tries to look the infection. "The 'H' stands for my eye is hideous!" Sid is optimistic "It can't be that bad, can it?"

Panel 4.
Mae turns around, revealing the infection. Sid is startled. "Woah! Shit!"

Lyne's Eye (page one)

Panel 1.
Over the shoulder of Lyne. Sid sits on the living room floor, playing with Legos. Lyne asks "Do you, like, think me eye is gonna be okay?"

Panel 2.
Close up of Sid as he contemplates his Lego building. "I don't see why not."

Panel 3.
Lyne is revealed to be wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask. They are distressed. "I'm never gonna be sexy again, am I?"

Panel 4.
Sid smiles at his Legos. "That's alright! You can be cool & mysterious now." Lyne silently laments.

Lyne's Eye (page two)

Panel 1.
Lyne and Sid look at a positive pregnancy test. They look distressed.

Panel 2.
Grim reapers approach. One holds a scale, and another has the phrase "Pro-Life" written on its shoulders.

Panel 3.
The message "Congratulations it's an abortion!" is sprawled across the panel. A skeleton with Lyne's hair holds a swaddled hanger. Sid has his arm around the skeleton, and looks horrified.

"Pro-life"

Panel 1.
Sid leans into the bathroom with the message "Mae! Did you hear about Kim Kardashian? She wore Marilyn's fookin' dress." Lyne stands, with a mark on their face from their eye infection.

Panel 2.
Close up. Lyne rolls their eyes. "Doesn't she know she'll never be half the icon Marilyn is?"

Panel 3.
Image of Marilyn Monroe in her "Happy Birthday Mr. President" dress.

Panel 4.
Sid laughs. Lyne runs their fingers through their hair, frustrated with their self. "Clearly, I'm fucking jealous."

If the Dress Fits (page one)

Panel 1.
Lyne wears silver sunglasses and looks at a jacket on a rack. Sid stands in the background, watching them. Lyne says "Everyone wants to wear that dress."

Panel 2.
Lyne pulls out a black trenchcoat. "Regardless of gender."

Panel 3.
Lyne looks over their shoulder at Sid. "Admit it, Sid, you wanna wear that dress." Sid contemplates their point.

Panel 4.
Lyne puts on their jacket. Sid smiles, closing his eyes.

If the Dress Fits (page two)

In full "Sid-o-vision," we see the inside of Sid's mind as he imagines himself in Marilyn Monroe's dress. He has lights a cigarette as flames burn in the background.

If the Dress Fits (page three)

Panel 1.
Mae fishes in their bag at a checkout counter in an eclectic store. They wear a long blue coat and black sunglasses. Off-panel, a clerk tells them their total. "That will be $105.65."

Panel 2.
Mae, short king, passes their card up to their queer-presenting clerk. A sticker reads "Vintage clothes,drag makeup, and sex objects!"

Panel 3.
A man wearing drag queen merch leans against a nearby counter and complains. "You're holding up the line."

Panel 4.
Mae is startled as the clerk passes them a black bag.

Sid and Me

Panel 1.
Mae walks down the street with a pink marble drink.

Gutter 1.
"🎵 I saw her walkin' on down the line, you know I saw her for the very first time 🎵"

Panel 2.
Mae waves down an orange car with an Uber sticker.

Gutter 2.
"🎵 A pretty little girl standin' all alone, hey baby, baby, can I take you home? 🎵"

Panel 3.
Someone in the car greets Mae from the open door. "Hi Mae ❤️." Mae waves, leaning down to the car. "Hey, Sid!"

Gutter 1. "🎵 My baby does the hanky panky 🎵"

Panel 1.
Sid sips Mae's marble drink as Mae lays on his lap. Mae says "I keep having this fuckin' dream that Karl is real. Isn't that kinda eerie?"

Panel 2.
Karl smiles. "KARL is Sid + Mae's fictional child featured in Starr Ramone. They are based on a Pokémon backpack.

Panel 3.
Sid grins. "Don't worry, I'll have the baby. Like a male seahorse.

Panel 4.
Mae looks horrified. "How would you give birth to it? Wouldn't that... hurt." Sid smiles, explaining himself. "Nah, I think it would come out the ass or sum' thing."

Gutter 1. "Well, who'd raise it?"

Panel 1.
Sid says "Not us."

Panel 2.
Mae says "Not my parents."

Panel 3.
Sid says "Mine either."

Panel 4.
Sid and Mae look to each other in uncomfortable, contemplative silence.

Panel 5.
Sid and Mae look in opposite directions, embarrassed. Mae says "Good thing ghosts can't knock anyone up."

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